💥 T-MOBILE TUESDAY DEAL💥
— THE “WHERE’S MY ORDER?!”— POLICY
So... you decided to try out the T-Mobile Tuesday Deal.
Excellent choice. Questionable patience. We respect it. 😂
Now for the part where we put on our imaginary suit and explain the boring-but-important stuff:
🕐 YOUR ORDER IS NOT TELEPORTING
Because you guys absolutely obliterated us with orders, we're working through a mountain of them.
⏳ Please allow 2–4 WEEKS for your order to be processed and fulfilled.
Yes. Weeks.
Not hours.
Not tomorrow.
Not “I ordered Tuesday, where is it Wednesday morning?!”
📦 WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
-Orders are processed in the order they were received.
-Your order may take 2–4 weeks to process and fulfill.
-Once your order ships, you'll receive tracking information when available.
-Sometimes labels are printed in advance to get ready to ship - Don't get scared, its normal!
-Product availability and the sheer amount of orders may affect processing times.
-Please don't place a second order because you think the first one got lost in the multiverse. It probably didn't. 😂
🦸♂️ A LITTLE PATIENCE
We're working as quickly as humanly possible to get everyone's orders out.
So grab a snack. Watch a movie. Touch some grass. 🌱
Your order is coming.
We appreciate your patience, your understanding, and most importantly, your decision not to send us 47 messages asking:
“Has my order shipped yet?”
⚠️ THE OFFICIAL FINE PRINT
By placing an order through the T-Mobile Tuesday Deal, you acknowledge that processing and fulfillment may take 2–4 weeks. (WITH SOME POTENTIAL DELAYS)
Labels can be printed in advance to prep for the order to leave the warehouse.
Shipping is non Refundable.
😎 BUT LET’S BE REAL… IT’S WORTH THE WAIT.
You’re getting FREE sunglasses...
So yeah, you might have to wait a little while… but $50 off? FREE shades? Come on. How do you beat that?! Good things come to those who wait — especially when those good things look this good. 😎
Thanks for riding this chaotic little roller coaster with us. ❤️
Now get out there and enjoy life! We'll handle the orders!